Nuwa's Champion - Fandom54100 - LEGO Monkie Kid [Archive of Our Own] (2025)

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Tang: "The thing you need to understand about the old legends is that the story is never finished. There may be no pages left to turn, but there is always more to the journey. Rising from the Netherworld, the Demon Bull King attacked. No one could stop him, no one could resist. No one except... the legendary Monkey Warrior. The Monkey Warrior used his magical staff to pick up a nearby mountain. He trapped the Demon Bull King underneath it. The Monkey Warrior sealed the mountain with the staff that no other being could wield, trapping the Demon Bull King forever. With the battle won, the Monkey Warrior vanished, never to be seen again. Legend says the staff still lies on top of that mountain, the one thing keeping our world from certain destruction. And with the Demon Bull King gone, civilization was able to advance into the amazing city we now live in. A world of elegant cultures, gentle loving people, a city brimming with five-star cuisine, and all because of the Monkey Warrior."

While the noodle delivery man and the girl were listening to this story, which she had heard again and again, the girl jumped up from her chair with excitement. But the noodle delivery guy didn't seem too excited.

The noodle delivery boy was a young man with spiky village brown hair held up by a red bandana. He had chocolate brown eyes. He looked like he was at least 23 years old, but his movements were just like those of a young child. The boy was wearing a plain white shirt under a white shirt with the Pigsy's Noodles emblem on the back. There was an orange stain on the right side of his shirt. And he was also wearing red pants and black shoes.

The girl, on the other hand, had short chin-length black hair, two small ponytails, straight bangs, and two dyed green highlights framing her face. The back of his hair tapered at the bottom. The silhouette of his hair also resembled a dragon's head. She had pale pink lipstick on her lips and her eyes were green. He was wearing a white shirt and trousers, and a turquoise varsity jacket with spring green sleeves and red and gold trim on the collar. An image of a dragon was printed on the back of the jacket, representing his family's lineage.

Mei: "Oh, that's so good! Monkey Warrior's so cool! He's so strong and handsome-"

Tang chuckled at the girl.

Compared to Tang, Mei, and MK, he was quite a bit older, an adult man with straight black hair combed to the side. He wore round, gold-framed glasses. His eyes were also medium brown. Tang wears a changpao with white on the left side and red on the right, with gold buckles in the middle. He was wearing a red scarf and black boots. He was smiling proudly while giggling at the girl's energy.

MK: "Yes, he saved us, so that's a good thing..."

Mei and Tang didn't seem to notice, while MK looked away, seemingly unimpressed.

Tang: "Oh, Mei. And you thought you knew all the Monkey Warrior stories."

Mei excitedly came to Tang and opened her notebook with a green cover.

Mei: "Oh, but I do. I got his whole life documented extensively in this unauthorized autobiography of Monkey Warrior. Written and illustrated by yours truly. So I still don't know his birth and his background before the journey, but hey! It's likehe used to go on a journey and I know he lives behind a waterfall with his sweetmonkey friends! And- and- and ah!”

As Mei continued to explain, Tang proudly looked at both the paper and the children. MK showed another monkey figure in the notebook.

The monkey figure was hugged Macaque, wearing a long-sleeved yellow robe with black trim and a turquoise neckerchief. She was wearing a spotted orange skirt with white lining and a blue belt. His pants were red and he was wearing black shoes. He also wore a yellow cap with a pale blue bow. Most of his face was torn off.

MK: "I wish there was something about this monkey. All we know about him is that he was kept in the Celestial Realm and was kidnapped from there. Even his staff was later given to Monkey Warrior... I would like to meet that monkey."

While Mei was giving her friend an incomprehensible look, Tang intervened.

Tang: "It's nice to know that someone taking in all these stories. Pearls of wisdom dripping from my lips."

Tang then cleared his throat.

Tang: "Well, you know the deal, guys: one story, one free bowl of Zha jiang mian. Hmm?"

When MK realized what Tang was talking about, he turned back to his bowl of noodles.

MK: "Huh? Oh right, free noodles! Yep, on it. How heavy do you think a mountain is? Compare to like-"

Mei gasped in fear as MK tried to grab the bowl, then someone threw a spoon at her friend.

?????: “Free noodles?!”

The person who threw the spoon at MK picked up the noodles.

The person who received the noodles was a round-shaped, short pink pig. He had whiskers on his cheeks and head. He seemed to be the same age as Tang. And he was wearing a white chef's jacket with a brown towel around his neck, black pants, and a white chef's hat.

Pigsy: "No one gets a free meal at Pigsy's! I'm not running a charity here, Tang!"

Tang pushed his friend away with great coolness.

Tang: "Oh but Pigsy, I was paying with wisdom."

Tang smiled confidently to himself, but this only made Pigsy angrier.

Pigsy: "Yeah? Well, wisdom don't pay the rent, you freeloader! And you!"

Pigsy then pointed at MK who was standing next to Mei and walked towards him.

Pigsy: "You've been slacking off all morning! I've got a dozen orders that need to go out, so quit slacking and get packing!"

MK turned to his friend, but Mei's phone had rung.

Mei: "Oh sorry MK. I have to look into this."

Mei walked away, MK nodded at this and then turned to his boss with a nervous smile.

MK: "Yeah. I was about to take a break. So..."

Pigsy: "Break? Break?! There's no break in war! I need workers. Soldiers in the army of Pigsy's Noodles, home of the world's longest noodles. How else am I gonna expand my business into enemy territory?"

While Pigsy and a cook on the other side were giving each other death glares, MK intervened.

MK: “Oh, do you mean across the street?”

Pigsy: "I stand by my statement! Now, hurry up!"

Pigsy threw the kid outside. When he saw Tang continuing to make noodles, he lost his patience and picked up his spoon. This was enough to scare Tang.

Pigsy: "Hey, come back, you coward!"

Tang: "No, Pigsy!"

Pigsy: "I want my money!"

Mei was saying goodbye to the person on the phone when MK came out.

Mei: "Yes. Of course. Yes, mother."

Mei then hung up the phone as if feeling dejected. When MK saw this state of his best friend, he went to her.

MK: "Hey, are you okay Mei?"

Mei was slightly startled when she suddenly saw her best friend, but then she rubbed the back of her neck.

Mei: "Yes. It's just... My parents... They want me to be home."

MK's face fell when he heard this, but he didn't show it and smiled fakely.

MK: "Hey, don't worry, I can handle this delivery on my own. Don't worry about it, okay? When I'm done, we can put on your favorite Monkey Warrior movies and have a sleepover! Carefully, of course."

While MK smiled sincerely at her friend, the dragon girl's eyes filled with tears and she hugged her best friend tightly.

Mei: "Thank you so much MK. I don't know what I would do without you.."

As Mei hugged her best friend tightly, MK smiled and hugged her back.

MK: "It doesn't matter. That's what friends are for, right?"

Mei wiped her tears and nodded as she turned to her friend with bright eyes, then they both got into their vehicles and drove off.

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MK drives through Megapolis until he stops at a construction site to deliver noodles. He walks in, listening to music until he hears a voice. But he is shocked when he sees the view before him.

A woman and a boy were standing next to a mountain with a bunch of Bull Clones.

The woman had long, black hair, some in a bun, some in a bun resembling bull horns, two rings of hair on her ears, and the rest of her hair hanging loose. She was wearing red lipstick and had a mole on the right side of her face. The woman wore a gold crown, a red two-piece dress with gold trim that left her navel exposed. He also wore a black and gold collared armor bearing the emblem of the Demon Bull Family.

The boy next to her looked like an average young person like his mother. He had red hair tied into a high ponytail, with some of his hair reaching down to his widow's crown and a fire-like blonde highlight. He also had an 'X' shaped scar on his right cheek and a red spot on his forehead. He was wearing pince-nez glasses, a red long-sleeved trench coat with torn ends over a black shirt, purple metal-toed shoe pants with a fuchsia belt, silver buckles, and orange suspenders that went down to his hips. He also wore a necklace with the Demon Bull Family emblem under his shirt. On the back of his jacket he also had some kind of symbol with 3 rings and a fire.

Iron Fan: "It feels like I've waited an eternity for this moment. Is everything in order?"

Red Son: "Just making the final adjustments, mother."

MK quickly hid behind some rocks.

Iron Fan: "Finally, after all this time, we have the means to lift Monkey Warrior's legendary staff."

MK: "Wow. The Golden Staff."

MK looked at the staff with admiration, then went up to the pipes. But when he saw the bird next to him, he was slightly startled.

The bird had black and red feathers. His eyes were golden. When it saw the boy, it bowed its head as if greeting, which surprised MK a little. Then the duo continued to look down.

Iron Fan: "My love will finally be returned, once we remove the staff."

She and Red Son notice something and look at the mountain.

Iron Fan: "Huh?"

One of the Bull clones named Bob goes to the top of the mountain and tries to pull the Golden Staff from there. But he can't take it off and his arms are torn off. He screamed and fell to the ground. He looked at his arms to see if they were gone.

Red Son: "You fool. You think we didn't try that already? It's going to take more than a few robots to lift the Monkey Warrior's staff. Only those deemed worthy can wield it."

Summons the Power Glove.

Red Son: "But I, Red Son, have designed this gauntlet to bend it to my will."

Red Son gets to the top of the mountain and grabs it with the Power Glove. He struggles to achieve this until the staff is released and he finally gets it.

Red Son: "Yes! I did it!"

The Bull Clones applaud as Bob looks on sadly. But nothing happens.

Red Son: "What?! Why isn't anything happening? Mother, are you sure this is the right mountain?"

Iron Fan: "No, maybe it was that other mountain with a magical staff that sealing away my husband!"

Both noticed that the mountain broke as DBK freed himself from the mountain.

Red Son: "Yes, Father! Rise! Rise!"

When DBK was released, he looked around and then at himself.

DBK: "Flesh. Bone. I have returned to the realm of the living."

While MK was watching these, he was also trying to stop the bird.

MK: "No! Hey! Please go!"

But the bird didn't listen to him. It was like it wanted something.

Iron Fan: "Oh, Demon Bull King! How I missed you."

DBK: "Princess Iron Fan! The years have been kind. How did you free me?"

As Iron Fan was about to speak, Red Son stopped him.

Red Son: "Actually, it was I, Father. I moved the staff. I learned how to harness it, to make its power mi-"

He notices his father coming towards him and giving him a death glare.

Red Son: "O-our power."

DBK grinned evilly.

DBK: "Excellent."

Red Son: "Now, we, the Demon Bull Family, will plunge the world into eternal darkness!"

While the bird was still looking at the kid, this frightened MK even more.

But suddenly something unexpected happened.

The bird squawked in front of the boy's face as if it were going to swoop, which frightened MK and caused the boy to fall on top of Red Son. MK stands up and sees the Demon Bull Family and Bull Clones in front of him and laughs nervously and lifts the bag of noodles.

MK: “Someone ordered some noodles?”

Red Son: "Get off me, you idiot!"

Red Son gets angry and his hair is on fire and he throws MK off him.

Red Son: "Argh, do you know what you just did?! You ruined my moment!"

DBK: "A little eavesdropper has fallen into our midst. It seems a waste to crush something so insignificant as my first act as ruler of this new world, but so be it."

Just as DBK is about to crush MK, Red Som stops him.

Red Son: "Wait, Father."

DBK: "What is this?"

Red Son: "Ahem. Waste not your energy on this peasant. Please, allow me to show you how powerful I have become in your absence!"

DBK: "As you wish."

MK tried to sneak away by whispering to himself and crawling.

MK: "Maybe I can use this chance to get away."

But unfortunately he was captured by Red Son.

Red Son: "In some ways, you're very fortunate, Noodle Boy! Not many insects are lucky enough to be stamped out by the Demon Bull Family."

MK hears a voice behind him. The voice seemed familiar to him.

??????: "The Staff."

Red Son: "Are you even listening to me?! I, Red Son, will not be disrespected! You're history!"

He tries to punch MK with his Power Gloves, but MK blocks it by raising the Golden Staff.

Red Son: "No way! How could you possibly lift the Monkey Warrior's staff?"

MK looks at the staff with admiring eyes.

Iron Fan: "This is impossible..."

Red Son: "I don't know what's going on here, but I'm about to end it. That staff is mine!"

MK: “I'm supposed to be on my break!”

MK activates the staff again, driving the Red Son and Bull Clones away.

DBK: "This can't be..."

MK: “Uh, that was way more explosive than I expected.”

Iron Fan thrusts her fan into the ground.

MK: "Stand back! I don't know how I'm doing this stuff!"

Iron Fan: "That staff doesn't belong to you, little boy. Hand it over."

MK looks at the staff for a moment and questions his life.

MK: “Um… no?”

The staff plants itself on the ground.

MK: "Okay, I didn't even move that t-"

The staff throws MK into the air.

Iron Fan: "He can't escape with that staff!"

DBK: "Centuries trapped in oblivion, plotting my revenge and all of it thwarted by a little thief?! I will tear the flesh from his bones!"

Red Son: "Father, allow me. I won't fail you in a second time."

DBK: "See that you don't. My patience is past its end!"

Red Son: "Of course, Father."

Red Son removes the cover from his vehicle and then gets in the vehicle and goes after MK.

At first, the bird stood there and watched them secretly. When the Bull Family was gone, the bird revealed its own form.

This was Monkey Warrior, aka Macaque.

The Macaque has dark fur covering his body and tail, and tan fur on his torso, face, ears, and hands. He had a furry red marking over his golden eyes, a prominent wing, and bushy black eyebrows. He consisted of a black, sleeveless tangzhuang with purple lining and a cloud design, a purple belt, and black pants, and he was wearing a red cloak and scarf on top.

He looked at where the boy was before and smiled proudly, then positioned his portal there to the dragon house.

"One of my students is ready, it's the other's turn."

Then Monkey Warrior went through that portal and disappeared.